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Midwest Mewers

Midwest Mewers

Mewers · 6-1

918.8

Total Points

4

Badges Earned

145.2

Best Week

4W

Longest Streak

54.6

Acumen Score

216.5 lbs

Thicc Score

Blowout King

Glory

Won a matchup by 40+ points. They never stood a chance.

Wk 7 · won by 59.2 over Deep Dish Defeaters

Century Club

Glory

Dropped 150+ in a single week. Video game numbers.

Locked

Hot Streak

Glory

Won 4+ straight. Somebody call the fire department.

Wks 1–4 · 4 straight wins

Trade Shark

Glory

Closed 3+ trades in a season. Always be dealing.

Locked

Wire to Wire

Glory

Led the league in total points every single week.

Locked

Heartbreaker

Heartbreak

Lost by fewer than 2 points. So close it hurts.

Locked

Points Don't Matter

Heartbreak

Outscored the entire league that week — and still lost.

Wk 5 · 145.2 vs 157.0 by Bangladesh Aristocrats

Always a Bridesmaid

Heartbreak

Second-most points all season. Missed the playoffs anyway.

Locked

Benchwarmer

Shame

Left 30+ points riding the pine in a loss. Coaching malpractice.

Wk 5 · 56.6 points benched vs Bangladesh Aristocrats

Participation Trophy

Shame

Fewest total points in the league. You showed up, technically.

Locked

Toilet Bowl Champ

Shame

Lost the toilet bowl. Flushed.

Locked

Forgot My Lineup

Shame

Started an inactive player. Set your alarms.

Locked

High Scorer

Weekly

Top score in the league for the week.

Locked

Floor Dweller

Weekly

Lowest score in the league for the week. Ice cold.

Locked

Waiver Wizard

Weekly

Most pickups in a single week. The wire is your wand.

Locked

Data as of Nov 2, 7:00 AM EST