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2026 Season

League Leaderboards

Highest Acumen

El Paso Conquistadors

63.6 Acumen Score

Thiccest Roster

Boston Bangi Bosses

217.5 lbs avg

Acumen Leaderboard

Calculated from rosters as of Nov 2, 7:00 AM EST

  1. 1El Paso Conquistadors

    El Paso Conquistadors

    63.6
  2. 2St Louis Ledger Legends

    St Louis Ledger Legends

    55.8
  3. 3Midwest Mewers

    Midwest Mewers

    54.6
  4. 4Augusta Masters

    Augusta Masters

    53.5
  5. 5Deep Dish Defeaters

    Deep Dish Defeaters

    53.3
  6. 6Chicago Dragons

    Chicago Dragons

    51.1
  7. 7Sigmas

    Sigmas

    51.0
  8. 8Potuguese Lisboners

    Potuguese Lisboners

    50.7
  9. 9Inner Piedmont Antelope

    Inner Piedmont Antelope

    49.6
  10. 10Bangkok Bing Bongs

    Bangkok Bing Bongs

    49.3
  11. 11Bangladesh Aristocrats

    Bangladesh Aristocrats

    43.2
  12. 12Calgary Creatures

    Calgary Creatures

    43.0
  13. 13Deloitte Sellouts

    Deloitte Sellouts

    38.2
  14. 14Boston Bangi Bosses

    Boston Bangi Bosses

    35.9
How is Acumen Score calculated?

Each rostered player's college maps to a 0โ€“100 score based on its rank in a hand-compiled college-rankings table (rank #1 โ†’ 100, down to โ‰ˆ0 for the lowest-ranked school in the table). A team's Acumen Score is the average of that score across every player on the roster, bench included.

Team defenses aren't scored (they didn't attend a college). A player whose college isn't in the table โ€” or isn't on file at all โ€” scores a flat 0 rather than being left out of the average.

This is a for-fun stat: the rankings table is approximate and hand-maintained, not pulled from a live, verified ranking source.

View all 141 ranked schools
  1. Princeton#1
  2. MIT#2
  3. Harvard#3
  4. Stanford#4
  5. Yale#5
  6. Chicago#6
  7. Duke#7
  8. Johns Hopkins#8
  9. Northwestern#9
  10. Penn#10
  11. Caltech#11
  12. Cornell#12
  13. Brown#13
  14. Dartmouth#14
  15. Columbia#15
  16. California#16
  17. Rice#17
  18. UCLA#18
  19. Vanderbilt#19
  20. Notre Dame#20
  21. Michigan#21
  22. Georgetown#22
  23. Virginia#23
  24. Carnegie Mellon#24
  25. North Carolina#25
  26. Wake Forest#26
  27. Emory#27
  28. USC#28
  29. Texas#29
  30. UC San Diego#30
  31. Boston College#31
  32. Florida#32
  33. Wisconsin#33
  34. Georgia Tech#34
  35. NYU#35
  36. Ohio State#36
  37. Boston University#37
  38. Case Western Reserve#38
  39. William & Mary#39
  40. Tufts#40
  41. Rutgers#41
  42. Illinois#42
  43. Washington#43
  44. Georgia#44
  45. Texas A&M#45
  46. Maryland#46
  47. Purdue#47
  48. Tulane#48
  49. Penn State#49
  50. Miami#50
  51. Villanova#51
  52. Minnesota#52
  53. Virginia Tech#53
  54. Michigan State#54
  55. Massachusetts#55
  56. Pittsburgh#56
  57. Baylor#57
  58. Clemson#58
  59. Indiana#59
  60. SMU#60
  61. Syracuse#61
  62. Connecticut#62
  63. Delaware#63
  64. American#64
  65. Auburn#65
  66. Fordham#66
  67. Stevens Institute of Technology#67
  68. TCU#68
  69. UC Irvine#69
  70. UC Davis#70
  71. UC Santa Barbara#71
  72. Iowa#72
  73. Tennessee#73
  74. Colorado State#74
  75. Drexel#75
  76. Marquette#76
  77. Oklahoma#77
  78. Alabama#78
  79. Denver#79
  80. Oregon#80
  81. South Carolina#81
  82. Arizona State#82
  83. Colorado#83
  84. Rochester Institute of Technology#84
  85. Buffalo#85
  86. Arizona#86
  87. Kansas#87
  88. Nebraska#88
  89. New Hampshire#89
  90. Utah#90
  91. DePaul#91
  92. Florida State#92
  93. Gonzaga#93
  94. LSU#94
  95. Miami (OH)#95
  96. NC State#96
  97. Saint Louis#97
  98. Texas Tech#98
  99. Cincinnati#99
  100. Missouri#100
  101. Kentucky#101
  102. West Virginia#102
  103. Temple#103
  104. Dayton#104
  105. Kansas State#105
  106. Ole Miss#106
  107. Oregon State#107
  108. Tulsa#108
  109. Wyoming#109
  110. Arkansas#110
  111. Louisville#111
  112. Mississippi State#112
  113. San Diego State#113
  114. South Florida#114
  115. Toledo#115
  116. Washington State#116
  117. Wichita State#117
  118. Iowa State#118
  119. Houston#119
  120. Cal Poly#120
  121. UNLV#121
  122. Nevada#122
  123. New Mexico#123
  124. North Texas#124
  125. Old Dominion#125
  126. Army#126
  127. Navy#127
  128. Air Force#128
  129. Boise State#129
  130. Coastal Carolina#130
  131. Appalachian State#131
  132. James Madison#132
  133. Liberty#133
  134. UAB#134
  135. UTSA#135
  136. BYU#136
  137. UCF#137
  138. East Carolina#138
  139. Marshall#139
  140. Memphis#140
  141. Southern Mississippi#141

Thicc Leaderboard

  1. 1Boston Bangi Bosses

    Boston Bangi Bosses

    217.5 lbs
  2. 2Deep Dish Defeaters

    Deep Dish Defeaters

    217.2 lbs
  3. 3Midwest Mewers

    Midwest Mewers

    216.5 lbs
  4. 4Inner Piedmont Antelope

    Inner Piedmont Antelope

    216.1 lbs
  5. 5Calgary Creatures

    Calgary Creatures

    214.9 lbs
  6. 6Sigmas

    Sigmas

    213.7 lbs
  7. 7Bangladesh Aristocrats

    Bangladesh Aristocrats

    213.4 lbs
  8. 8Bangkok Bing Bongs

    Bangkok Bing Bongs

    213.2 lbs
  9. 9Chicago Dragons

    Chicago Dragons

    211.2 lbs
  10. 10Augusta Masters

    Augusta Masters

    211.1 lbs
  11. 11Deloitte Sellouts

    Deloitte Sellouts

    210.1 lbs
  12. 12St Louis Ledger Legends

    St Louis Ledger Legends

    209.1 lbs
  13. 13El Paso Conquistadors

    El Paso Conquistadors

    208.6 lbs
  14. 14Potuguese Lisboners

    Potuguese Lisboners

    207.9 lbs

The rest of the cabinet is still locked

End-of-season awards unlock after week 14. It is currently week 8.

Data as of Nov 2, 7:00 AM EST