2026 Season
League Leaderboards
Highest Acumen
El Paso Conquistadors
63.6 Acumen Score
Thiccest Roster
Boston Bangi Bosses
217.5 lbs avg
Acumen Leaderboard
Calculated from rosters as of Nov 2, 7:00 AM EST
- 163.6
El Paso Conquistadors
- 255.8
St Louis Ledger Legends
- 354.6
Midwest Mewers
- 453.5
Augusta Masters
- 553.3
Deep Dish Defeaters
- 651.1
Chicago Dragons
- 751.0
Sigmas
- 850.7
Potuguese Lisboners
- 949.6
Inner Piedmont Antelope
- 1049.3
Bangkok Bing Bongs
- 1143.2
Bangladesh Aristocrats
- 1243.0
Calgary Creatures
- 1338.2
Deloitte Sellouts
- 1435.9
Boston Bangi Bosses
How is Acumen Score calculated?
Each rostered player's college maps to a 0โ100 score based on its rank in a hand-compiled college-rankings table (rank #1 โ 100, down to โ0 for the lowest-ranked school in the table). A team's Acumen Score is the average of that score across every player on the roster, bench included.
Team defenses aren't scored (they didn't attend a college). A player whose college isn't in the table โ or isn't on file at all โ scores a flat 0 rather than being left out of the average.
This is a for-fun stat: the rankings table is approximate and hand-maintained, not pulled from a live, verified ranking source.
View all 141 ranked schools
- Princeton#1
- MIT#2
- Harvard#3
- Stanford#4
- Yale#5
- Chicago#6
- Duke#7
- Johns Hopkins#8
- Northwestern#9
- Penn#10
- Caltech#11
- Cornell#12
- Brown#13
- Dartmouth#14
- Columbia#15
- California#16
- Rice#17
- UCLA#18
- Vanderbilt#19
- Notre Dame#20
- Michigan#21
- Georgetown#22
- Virginia#23
- Carnegie Mellon#24
- North Carolina#25
- Wake Forest#26
- Emory#27
- USC#28
- Texas#29
- UC San Diego#30
- Boston College#31
- Florida#32
- Wisconsin#33
- Georgia Tech#34
- NYU#35
- Ohio State#36
- Boston University#37
- Case Western Reserve#38
- William & Mary#39
- Tufts#40
- Rutgers#41
- Illinois#42
- Washington#43
- Georgia#44
- Texas A&M#45
- Maryland#46
- Purdue#47
- Tulane#48
- Penn State#49
- Miami#50
- Villanova#51
- Minnesota#52
- Virginia Tech#53
- Michigan State#54
- Massachusetts#55
- Pittsburgh#56
- Baylor#57
- Clemson#58
- Indiana#59
- SMU#60
- Syracuse#61
- Connecticut#62
- Delaware#63
- American#64
- Auburn#65
- Fordham#66
- Stevens Institute of Technology#67
- TCU#68
- UC Irvine#69
- UC Davis#70
- UC Santa Barbara#71
- Iowa#72
- Tennessee#73
- Colorado State#74
- Drexel#75
- Marquette#76
- Oklahoma#77
- Alabama#78
- Denver#79
- Oregon#80
- South Carolina#81
- Arizona State#82
- Colorado#83
- Rochester Institute of Technology#84
- Buffalo#85
- Arizona#86
- Kansas#87
- Nebraska#88
- New Hampshire#89
- Utah#90
- DePaul#91
- Florida State#92
- Gonzaga#93
- LSU#94
- Miami (OH)#95
- NC State#96
- Saint Louis#97
- Texas Tech#98
- Cincinnati#99
- Missouri#100
- Kentucky#101
- West Virginia#102
- Temple#103
- Dayton#104
- Kansas State#105
- Ole Miss#106
- Oregon State#107
- Tulsa#108
- Wyoming#109
- Arkansas#110
- Louisville#111
- Mississippi State#112
- San Diego State#113
- South Florida#114
- Toledo#115
- Washington State#116
- Wichita State#117
- Iowa State#118
- Houston#119
- Cal Poly#120
- UNLV#121
- Nevada#122
- New Mexico#123
- North Texas#124
- Old Dominion#125
- Army#126
- Navy#127
- Air Force#128
- Boise State#129
- Coastal Carolina#130
- Appalachian State#131
- James Madison#132
- Liberty#133
- UAB#134
- UTSA#135
- BYU#136
- UCF#137
- East Carolina#138
- Marshall#139
- Memphis#140
- Southern Mississippi#141
Thicc Leaderboard
- 1217.5 lbs
Boston Bangi Bosses
- 2217.2 lbs
Deep Dish Defeaters
- 3216.5 lbs
Midwest Mewers
- 4216.1 lbs
Inner Piedmont Antelope
- 5214.9 lbs
Calgary Creatures
- 6213.7 lbs
Sigmas
- 7213.4 lbs
Bangladesh Aristocrats
- 8213.2 lbs
Bangkok Bing Bongs
- 9211.2 lbs
Chicago Dragons
- 10211.1 lbs
Augusta Masters
- 11210.1 lbs
Deloitte Sellouts
- 12209.1 lbs
St Louis Ledger Legends
- 13208.6 lbs
El Paso Conquistadors
- 14207.9 lbs
Potuguese Lisboners
The rest of the cabinet is still locked
End-of-season awards unlock after week 14. It is currently week 8.
Data as of Nov 2, 7:00 AM EST
